baiting_flame ([info]baiting_flame) wrote,
  • Music: Dark Side of the Moon
In research of an awards ceremony I came accross this neat thing

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," say.

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherf****n' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf******.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherf***** stormtrooper in the room...accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the f**** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherf*****.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Sh*t, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a ?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Ass Mother F******."

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  • 5 comments

[info]devilishmuse101

September 11 2005, 08:23:05 UTC 6 years ago

hey wanna do a tarot card readign for me sometime?

[info]baiting_flame

September 11 2005, 09:01:00 UTC 6 years ago

yeah sure, the question is when and where.

[info]devilishmuse101

September 11 2005, 09:09:56 UTC 6 years ago

after school one day?

[info]baiting_flame

September 11 2005, 10:08:53 UTC 6 years ago

yeah sure. ill see you then i guess.

[info]rayven_fire

September 11 2005, 10:18:56 UTC 6 years ago

you're my new hero.

that's all i have to say

Liz
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